Speaking as a white male, white and/or male genocide sound better and better every fucking day

NOOOOOOOOOOO

And for a good goddamned reason!!

"I'm gonna go, …dump out again…" *wince*

I didn't realize she might not be talking about Randy!

My in-laws have a cat that we call the least graceful cat ever. Sometimes if you pet her she starts drooling and will slowly slide off the surface she's on (if it isn't flat).

Not if you're lactose-intolerant!

What else would they do, something good?

"Can Sin City handle a hurricane and a kaiju attack at the same time? I'm about to find out!"

Forget it, Jake, it's 4chan

What about honey mustard?

Wasn't there a MWOF for that?

Avatar/comment synergy

But… there were puppy dogs and rainbows? 'Cause the recruiters at my high school took the entirely wrong approach.

Oh, he does. He just doesn't do them.

Re: (1) Too much cheese?

I guess this can be a HTS. I've got a job interview today!

Yeah that strikes me as utter bullshit. When you're future-hitting-on little girls, I don't give two shits about your concern over your kid seeing a fake bloody photo.

when you someone covfefe

Fair enough.