Well, I was interested, but now you've lost me.

Forget bronies; this in-depth knowledge of Smurf lore made me feel uneasy.

Twitter: You're never the first—or worst—asshole!

See, this guy knows how you sound cool. Complete and exact technical jargon.

My brain hurts now

I mean both options sound stupid.

If you want to sound cool… don't say "gif" out loud. You can't win.

I read "Kruger", thought "Barbara Kruger", was very interested, then pretty confused.

Then where would I read The Bible?

and no one cares

For sure. Totes rad, broseph.

Well, DUH!

*sighs*

"The Columbia House band!? Get to work on those tapes, guys! I can't wait to see what you guys send me next!"

Yes. I fucking lost it at that

Dunno, sounds a little "bagel-y"…

lame! but i did laugh, so upvote!

I mean, "Little Fluffy Clouds" was good and all, but dunno if I'd go that far….

"But…. National Socialist!!!!!!!!!"

Inadequate government? Checks out, I guess.