I thought he wanted "irreplaceable". Or "priceless"?

It's not like he suddenly became a shitty excuse for a human being when he was elected.

a former Koi employee specifically pins the blame on Trump, with him saying that former regulars at the restaurant specifically declared that they would stop coming if Trump actually won the election."

Me? COMEDY ALL DAY ERRYDAY

"Once they took the company public they realized evil is where all the money is and they have a duty to their evil shareholders."

Off the top of my head, I'm pretty fond of, "You'll be so rich you can run for office without pretending to be a fundamentalist."

Goddamn, you're old. /s

"We Parcells have eaten our fair share of rock soup and squirrel tail. But we’ve also known lean times!"

Completely plausible.

I don't care how minor her role may be, how dare they make Marisa Tomei's face so small on the poster!

Logan, I think. Or maybe Fantastic Beasts, etc.

You got lucky

I know I'm wrong, but the trailers felt too bro-y for any living human

Hackers: "All your uselessly-WiFi-connected appliances are belong to us"

Atomic Chicken Sandwich: Nuke. Your. Face.

Today, like every Wednesday, has reminded me: Fuck Disqus

I'm not that old and this stuff just annoys the crap outta me. It's creating security issues for pointless reasons. (Sure, some people may have a legitimate use for this shit, but it's probably like, what, 1% of users?)

Oh, I also have no time to spend on conspiracy theories, without the excuse of being talented. But you'd think they'd just leave well alone… (not that I think it's a big deal or anything)

Harry is insufferable in that book.

On the other hand, Tina Fey is not the only person working on the show.