This sounds like such a trainwreck *insert michael jackson popcorn gif*

Nah. Too much effort.

Actually, so goddamn much was wasted on this audience.

It's very unfortunate to hear that joke about going to the PP in Hollywood fall so flat. The actual place in LA named Hollywood SUUCKS, guys, it sucks. It's a dump and it's full of meth heads. This information needs to be more widespread.

I wonder who that guy is who looks so nervous behind her

I believe you

I really like the cockney typo here.

I laughed so hard at that. Too hard.

I'm going to respond to the part I feel I can give an opinion on. I think you are an invaluable member of this community.

Catchiest since Six White Complainers!

I feel so *over* Fred Armisen. Partly because Portlandia started feeling tired in season 4, and otherwise, it seems he always plays someone creepy. Only exception I can think of is his Parks and Recreation guest spot, which was OK.

That's just cruel, man.

Unusually fond of donuts? Have I been Canadian this whole time??? Sweet relief!

Sounds like a good start, if you know Trump is around.

Evidence suggests it takes a lifetime of practice.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth!

No, it really wouldn't be.

I don't know from experience, but I'd guess camel piss has more flavor, whether good or bad.

"Well-off" really feels like an understatement here.

Nothing more, nothing less.