The best country musician I've heard (and I freely admit I haven't heard much, so no one start deriding me for not knowing some good old country) is Fred Eaglesmith and he's Canadian.

FAKE NEWS! I made a delicious chocolate cake last week and enjoyed it thoroughly.

Someone isn't familiar with Harvey Danger.

I know this was sarcasm but it still hurt my soul

Better finish it in time for Cars 3!

Must be an advertiser's wet dream. "These guys will obviously believe anything!"

I will not be watching.

IMO ketchup is for potatoes, burgers, or hot dogs. Oh, and meatloaf, I guess. The end.

Off the top of my head:

I hope I, a mere mortal, will be able to hear or watch this somehow.

STOKED

I don't see this being funny for very long. Actually, it feels like it's already a little late.

Holy shit, the audacity of right-wing projection

The salt level was ten percent less than a lethal dose!

For handstands?

Oh, I got the reference. But I just can't get enough.

Mochi is just the dough. Commonly served in the US wrapped around ice cream or by itself as a topping for frozen yogurt. More traditionally eaten alone or with red bean filling (there are other flavors—and probably more ways to eat it—I don't know all)

*cheers*

StichFace said it better than me.

I don't remember the whole story, but it started as a network sitcom before it moved to Netflix. I think the first season was created to be broadcast.