Dunno. Hope so!

I forget its name, but somewhere there is a "Yelp but for people," and I can't even imagine just how awful it must be.

No, I just left it on the table and feigned ignorance when she got home.

Aww, adorbs!

Yeah, I understand it as a rationale for not going to a place and cooking at home, but one shouldn't bitch about it.

Good info, dude. Good info.

Yarp?

Also, I fucking hate when people bitch about a restaurant making "something they could make themselves". Yeah, but you didn't, and you don't have to clean anything up. STFU.

YES! Fuck, I hate that shit. The recipe is behind some clicky thing, then some fucking life story, then the "printable" button doesn't work!!! *tears out hair*

We're talking the red sauce, right?

As soon as someone complains they can't give "no stars" to a place, I scroll right past that shit.

Wait, pumpkin seed? Elaborate! If I can replicate that chili recipe, my wife really will never leave me.

Eww, West LA? King Taco, please!
(I think I've passed by that place, but did not go)

Yelp reviews need to be taken with a small mound of salt.

I don't know what Tito's is. I suspect I also don't want to know.

It's "Orale"!

Same!

If that mochi quip is elitist, then I'm elitist as fuck. Except about tacos.

Too good of an excuse to not post the link: https://youtu.be/tNXkQGPAM48

"I wish you were Geena Davis!"
"Me too, dude!"