Upvoted despite knowing these fucks have never put a fraction as much thought into their life.

It's actually quite affecting!

Yeah, the only thing I or anyone really needs to know at this point is, if you see a Pepe, RUN AWAY

Hurwitz? But Lady Dynamite?

*annoying nerd correction voice* Pupazza!

Is that on low or high setting?

It was our anniversary over the weekend and I made a surprise cake while my wife was at school. I modified the hell out of a cake box and made a "Mexican Chocolate" bundt cake with 70% dark chocolate ganache on top. Turned out pretty great!

"This is where I threw up baked beans and sewer pizza."
"What!? When!?"
"RIGHT FUDGING NOW!" *HORK*

Ooh, Muppets. I haven't seen those in a while.

Oh man, watch out, folks!!! This guy's not here to make friends!!!

"No," says Trump, "I didn't know it would be so difficult. No one knew that you don't fuck with the FBI."

Upvoted for that last sentence.

Of course she doesn't have dog teats. Why would she have dog teats?

But it's on twitter!!!! TWITTER!!!!! Twitter is news, ya know!

"I do not avoid pornstars, Montypark…but I do deny them my essence."

They're rebooting The Prisoner!?

I was thinking about this and decided it's definitely something he made up to lampshade his utter laziness.

Yeah, testosterone means less emotional… *eyeroll*

"It was, until we figured out how to use it."

In a way that Uber isn't?