Why not make a tiny bluetooth speaker that implants directly into your ears (or tooth, whatever) and cut all the "middlemen" out?

Bialystock & Bloom strike again!

Ah, yes, the height of disappointment in MTV

Stupid headline making me think this guy was shitcanned…

SHHH don't tempt them

Nah, they probably drink more expensive swill.

I am on track to experience the same dental distress.

With his risque sense of humor, he probably got used to soapy flavors way back in his youth!

One of my favorite lines, honestly.

“People used to think I was funny.”
“Did they work for you?”

Incognito/Private Browsing, dude.

I know, I know, headlines are always dumb, but fuck. Sarcastic replies on Twitter are miiiles away from "finding out the hard way".

Next thing you know, there'll be murmurs that *Stan Lee himself* might make a cameo!

Something tells me its audience will primarily be furiously-wanking Trumpsters.

SPOOIILEERRRSSSS!!

"Go to Siberia, in the dead of winter, then throw away your shirt!"

Now that's what I call a glory hole!

I need a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

You could chug the whole thing down and glass them.

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