It's about 300% less sexy than it seems like it should be.

I'm surprised they didn't specify which kind of honey.

"Alright, who ordered the 55-gallon drum of lube???"

I like to wear clothes that cover everything but my hands and head!

8^D

GET OUTTA HERE WITH YOUR REASONABLE ANTI-ANTISOCIAL BULLSHIT

I smile like a normal person though, and don't show my teeth. That's for laughin'.

I wanted to say the same thing but forgot the correct term. Thanks!

Fair enough.

We'll see how it plays out. I want there to be an investigation. Also, Putin's interests are hardly the only ones Trump puts over America's. IMO his grift is enough to label him a traitor.

I don't mean to imply exactly that. I think Trump favors Putin's agenda over American interests, and that is traitorous.

I meant that the Pinkerton's employers were not subject to the First Amendment. (I may be wording that poorly)

Sex and Congress have had a pretty fraught relationship tho

I don't "know" anything. I'm working it through and trying to explain why I don't think it's homophobic.

Dude, I didn't (and wouldn't) make the joke.

I'm familiar with the Pinkertons, but AFAIK they were hired by private industry and not the government.

IT'S METAPHORICAL and you're being obtuse.

It was unnecessarily crude. That I agree with. But it's not mocking gay people.

Also the fellatio is metaphorical. He's not actually sucking dick, he's stroking Putin's ego. So the only thing Trump's good at speaking about is how much he loves Putin. (Which is actually pretty accurate.)

I'm… well, not SHOCKED, but surprised that they can get away with this horseshit.