I also skip that part, cause it's boring and I don't need to see it again. Same with the Strange-as-surgeon part of Dr. Strange.

You're G.B. Shaw??? Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

Adulthood?

Dude failed upward there, too.

Too often!

Me: What?? They don't deserve an award now that they haven't gotten before! Oh, it's for a part of the site I do not follow.

There's a spoiler in the headline?? I don't remember Rowling writing herself into the HP universe just so her character can kill Snape. I guess it's been a while since I read the last book…

The way you put it, it sounds like you could use both of them…

That mouse pad seems cool other than the stupid garish scorpion printed on it.

https://youtu.be/CPrjhrPXkDE

Upvoted despite omission of cat pictures.

I'm ambidextrous, yet have never been invited to a circle-jerk.

*makes note*

But I don't wanna be a pirate!

Holy shit, that was real? I genuinely thought that was one of the shows Jack Donaghy created when he was tanking NBC.

Fox really needs to return to the genre of "World's Blank-iest Blank"

If you want to make a terrible, dystopian nightmare of a show, just make "Megarace" a real show.

*laugh*
*cough*
*wheeze*

Because we're Americans, goddammit! We don't know history! And that goes double when it's history about damn dirty commies!

Holy fuck, that's some Gilead(-ian?) shit right there.