Look, man. They may be evil, but everyone makes mistakes from time to time.

Again, because we're talking about Fox News, replace "pretty" with "Aryan". It's really the only way they can recognize beauty.

No, they fired her for not being pretty Aryan enough.

Yet another broken campaign promise. SAD!

Woman: I have endometriosis.
Boss: What's that?
Woman: *explains*
Boss: She's talking about lady parts at me. Fire that bitch!

That's the official slogan!

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I can realistically do… two of those five things.

I mean, I guess I'd like a reality show too (for the money), but I'm boring.

I was interested until I read it was the Cash version. FUCK THAT

I love Blenheim Red! Moxie, too!

Dude, I'm not the one spouting non sequiturs.

Your very first comment in this thread suggests otherwise.

How interesting that you use this argument when you are alone here.

This motherfucker is a (cyber)terrorist and should be in prison.

The cups were fake. And the coffee. They couldn't spell it correctly for legal reasons.

I appreciate that you wrote it as if you are in their universe.

He didn't mention he had to buy it himself!

What a shame. I'm going to the fundraiser dinner for TBA that night. It's at the Grand Newport Resort.

What was it? Concussion? Stroke? Fetal Alcohol Syndrome? Rich Moron Syndrome?