Yeah, but the (I think only?) thing E720 did as an active entity was fuck up Leslie Knope's Chamber of Commerce meet-and-greet.

Dignity don't pay the bills, that's for sure.

Jean-Ralphio would definitely be stranded in the Bahamas right now.

I suspect this entire article exists for the Jean-Ralphio Saperstein shout-out.

That would require that he care first.

Yeah I worded it pretty poorly at first.

I meant that you seemed to be grasping for a word, and I tried to provide that word.

I find it funny. Currently, too much sunlight comes into my room in the morning, and I get a headache if I don't cover my eyes.

Just trying to help

I saw that! I'ma tell!!!

Christ, what an asshole.

I mean, you wanted a word for "gullible person".

Rubes?

Alls I know is, he owes me some scratch!

It's the dumb-ass green bottle, which makes it much more likely to skunk.

*sighs, begins slowly removing belt while walking towards closet*

Hey, he didn't say ALONE in the room with him.

"You mean I don't get my ass kissed all the time anymore?"

Or when he met with President Obama after the election…

I thought it would be a grave. "Died in prison"