He's failing.

I love my mom, but I also know she's not the best person. Fine mom, but kinda shitty in a boomer way.

"You bastards killed my pet rock!!!"

DAMN YOU, CON!

They need to explore the further hacking adventures of the little girl. I smell a spin-off!

Press release: Dodgson! We got Dodgson here!

It's the threat of bodily harm that makes it SO HILARIOUS

You mean you don't say "Fibi", "Sie-a", or "Ligbit"?

A distressed cyclops wearing a clown nose!

…in bed

link is broken

I don't even own a microwave, maaan.

Air New Zealand is great!

I remember baseball being OK, and tennis being annoying. I forgot it even had golf.

I didn't have a console as a kid. I got that Gamecube in college.

There was golf??? (Yes. There was. I checked.)

Tennis? The worst sport in Wii Sports?

Yeah. Fifteen years ago.

I have yet to see a game that looks better than Wind Waker. So I give not one shit about super-fancy graphical capabilities.

Yes, art design >> graphics