We got Kraft and Velveeta

First console I bought!

HURR DURR DIDJA KNOW PPL HAVE ONLY 2 HANDS?? WHY THREE PARTS??

Definitely not! *abandons account*

They made fun, colorful games on SNES. The graphics don't need to impress me.

It isn't. I want fun, colorful games. The end.

everything will be ok.

it's such a beautiful day.

No, but will that stop you?

Nah, it's Irvine's fault.

I don't remember that line in The Matrix

You have to go to Irvine though. NOT WORTH IT

"Be-tray-ed"?

Baja Chalupa

Nope! *stuffs fingers in ears* LA LA LA LA LA

It's onomatopoeia. Can it really be misspelled?

The proper bad-Keanu-impression material from The Matrix is "Woah." and "Holy Shit."

Delta Airlines: We hate this as much as you do

It's ok. Anyone can be racist!

{Pistols} ⊂ {Guns}

No! Fuck whimsy! No joy allowed!