But I don't have any cousins!!

This week, pulling from my electronic work playlist again:

INTER ARMA

I made a red thai curry on saturday from the store-bought curry paste. Turned out pretty good!

"Please get out more, internet."

Yes, that Real Detective character, Rusty Chode!

When don't someone repeat it?

I think Harrelson would WANT the weed if you're bouncing existential bullshit off him.

Recycle everything. Including jokes.

MASTER OF TICKETS
IS CHARGING YOU FEES

No, it definitely sounds like you've been the only one doing it right!

Yes, but we, as a society, are not yet ready to farm babies.

Um, source, please?

Yes, but many of us are in debt. So maybe we should eat insects and get more bang for our buck!

I'd try garlic on Hawaiian pizza too

I'd try it!

Me neither, but I know I could get used to it if I wanted to. It's supposed to have more flavor.

Ha! I used to work at a burger place that would do a new special burger every month. One time the head chef tried throwing a whole battered and deep-fried soft-shell crab in a burger. It looked hilarious! Like a giant spider burger. They decided against it in the end. I wish I had a picture.

I maintain that hot dogs don't taste right without the offal.

You can eat shrimp shells.