Oof. Got me there.

I don't know what isn't improved by chile and lime

Cause it's that or nothing?

Hmm… Is bro-ey homoeroticism a cocaine side-effect?

*points to giant flaming pit*

Well, "Misunderstood" is your middle name….

You really should have let them know before wrap, man.

I don't really care what he chokes on. That's not the important part.

I always thought that was just for the Pledge. For the anthem, you just stand and take off your hat.

I went to a BLM march on Saturday. Otherwise, I did jack, other than some tidying up in the kitchen and generally enjoying spring. Seasons are new to me!

Wait, is he really?! I thought he was just fuckin' with Luke!

You know I'm gonna get that ball camera for my new franchise-starting found-footage horror film, Unnatural Behavior!

And that's OUR job, dammit!

Luke: It's time for the Jedi to end.
Me: OK.

Someone who deeply resents having to ingest food to gain the required nutrients?

And clearly terrible at delegation

Lord knows nothing they actually put in the food does.

He shit-talked Dave Barry? *goes to corner, starts handing out pitchforks*

I am also poor.

Interesting info, thanks!