I thought it would be this article: http://www.theonion.com/art…

That depends on what the definition of "is" is.

Get outta here with your technical mumbo-jumbo!

I was going to say it just looks like those shit little cables the iphones use.

"Cobwebs begin to gather"?

So what has it? Why do they need to mention it every time? What makes it convenient?

OK, what the fuck is USB-C? They mention it every goddamn day on this feature

I recall those having a most satisfying crunch.

Dear lord, how I hate that level of hashtag abuse.

*mutters under breath* I knew I shoulda dropped this class.

*raises hand* Will this be on the final exam?

I want it!

TIL I must be charming as fuck

Frownin' the Accuser

Just don't summon an ancient troll, Labeouf. They don't like that much over in Finland.

Cause of all the bangin'?

Now I want an interviewer to ask what kind of a headache you get from $0.5 million in wine.

Damn, that Counting Crows track takes me back.

(from my mostly electronic playlist I listen to while working)
DJDS - One Good Thing
Gui Boratto - Terminal
The Range - Copper Wire
Burial - Loner
Ital Tek - Jenova

Upvoted for Katamari Damacy. Great soundtrack.