What, you think all black widows know each other?? You spider-racist!

I googled that and wish I hadn't. CREEPY

Nazi-hunting is a pretty big tent.

This reminds me of the part in Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal where the guy with all the concubines casually drops that his concubines love rubbing their bare breasts over his freshly-shaven head.

The biggest part of this story was O'Neal's write-up

Not sure if being racist, but I'll bite. I've met Israelis that look kinda like him. You know, not as handsome, but few people are.

Here's hoping it's nothing. We just had a similar scare with my brother that turned out to be nothing.

When you make something foolproof, someone just builds a better fool.

GIVING BAD PEOPLE GOOD IDEAS I KEEP GIVING BAD PEOPLE GOOD IDEAS

Is "guillotine" included?

Tony Stark is enough already one too many.

Ah. Gotcha.

You mean, like, terrible poetry?

Damn, how high is the age of consent for a tortoise? Would it be proportionate to a human's life?

Slight criticism. How can an asphyxiated horse scream?

Still very isolated in my new city. Hope to join a casual kickball thing next month. My wife will be gone most of the summer and I'll be here alone. She keeps saying we should adopt cats, and I would love to, but I just don't see that working in our tiny apartment.

Man. Do you think he at least gets to borrow it from time to time?

Hey, how dare you, sir! I loved that greasy crap!

Also, if you're male*, sex is mostly kosher.


















































*Oh, yeah, and white too.

Gore was also on 30 Rock. He's got some major bonafides.