How dare you accuse me of participating in fantasy football!!

I mean, if someone who understands human interaction better than you also lives in a basement they never leave, what does that really say?

Indeed. Apparently the voices in his head also tell him he's an asshole. And he won't listen to them either.

Shit, you're right. *hangs head in shame*

Shit, maybe this is him trying not to be deported.

So, since you're online, the rules don't matter.

Homonyms

Funny, people usually try not to be assholes. It's called society. Check it out sometime.

Being dismissive does not make you look like less of an asshole.

Edited so as not to hurt feelings violate terms of use. FTFY.

MAKE US DANCE

…aaand this has crossed over into harassment.

You have just argued against your own behavior.

What happens when he's struck by lightning, though?

I like PiL, so let me check out this "Magazine"…

Of course, the proper thing to do is annoyingly respond the same thing to everyone making a joke, because you have a chip on your shoulder. Changing hearts and minds, everyone!

I forgot about that! So great.

It's hard not to overindulge when you're baked/drunk/both at FEBO!

Is it just me, or does every single one of his melodies sound the same?

Yep, unedited footage of him speaking is definitely fake news designed to slander. It's so clear. How could we not see it.