And goddamned un-American!

It's so apropos, I almost don't want to flag it!

Would you accept "the series of tubes"?

Hey, I recognized that name, thought I knew who it was, then discovered I was wrong when I googled her!

"When you were little, did you think [Disney's Robin Hood] was handsome and then, like your crotch gets a headache?"

I'd say the fun of golf is entirely dependent on the people you play with.

YUB NUB

You're a fluffer? Is that union?

I hope he broke out the blowtorch!

It doesn't mean anything. It's not a thing. The only reason "Alt-Right" exists is the fascists chose that name for themselves, since "Nazi" didn't test well in focus groups.

As soon as morning sickness started. For some, as soon as they're told not to partake of [insert vice here].

Since Trump took office.

Clearly Canadian!! My mom drank that shit all the time.

High Man in the White Castle

Deadpoo1

I would love for Arthur Weasley to meet James Bond.

I never stopped loving "da bomb".

You're assuming they care about anything other than money. I doubt they're at all confused.

Your logic is nonexistent and your metaphor is mixed

Like that ep of 30 Rock with Tim Conway.