Then I really would be gone. No hesitation. Get everyone I could outta this fucking country.

At least they're perfectly capable of fucking that up too!

It wasn't common enough apparently, but it wasn't hidden. There's a reason he is despised in his hometown.

Compulsive Mitchell and Webb link: https://youtu.be/THNPmhBl-8I

What a spectacularly stupid fucking thing to say.

Worst reality show ever: Taking Drugs with Buzzkills

My only regret is… that I have… boneitis! *dies*

Hagar in the streets, Lee Roth in the sheets!

Dirty Danzig

HERE AT A.V. CLUB, WE ASK THE HARD QUESTIONS

Yeah, this is easily Danzig's least metal album cover art

Oh, it's six feet deep, alright.

She can rehabilitate herself off-screen. There are plenty of decent people in this country.

Yeah, this isn't depression. This is someone who has never had to self-examine or think critically. The opposite, basically.

Ooh, I never think to look at those! I'll try to remember that…

But AVG is an antivirus software

I'm confused. Are you guys talking about Watergategate?

Consider this an upvote to this article. Katie Rife has been doing a great job.

We have to address much more pressing matters, I'm afraid.

Wow, that really is a terrible joke.