Many have tried. All have failed.

A pony that pays taxes?? Now I've seen everything!!

Nah, that's not weird. I get that all the time.

Based on my interactions with IRS, their shit is aaancient. They probably keep it 'cause it works though. They do have a lot to handle.

That dude is on MSNBC? People talk like MSNBC is "the liberal cable news"… Not that I ever believed that shit.

LOL like he touches MSNBC, even if they're talking about him

(obligatory) Get off my lawn!

I've been wondering about that too!! I've been on the phone many times with the IRS. Those people give no shits.

Good suggestion. I dumped my twitter a while ago though…

Damn. Thanks.

Dumb-but-sincere question: Is MSNBC cable, or should I set up my rabbit ears?

Sometimes, Herps, I wonder if you're just doing an "obtuse dipshit" gimmick. This is one of those times.

Mmm… Yeah… Art Deco, yeah!

Yeah, he's already "been elected". I doubt this will make a big difference now.

Was this in response to the Maddow newswire or a different one?

The contradiction was an intentional joke.

When you say Long Island is segregated, do you literally mean the whole island?

Hold on a sec.

I don't besmirch them. People who wear their shirts like it's a fashion choice besmirch them.

Add Audi, Hummer, and Land Rover. Also, the percentage goes higher if the car is black, white, or (yes, oddly) some eye-searing color.