Quiet! I'm trying to watch a movie here!

Between bites of cheese log?

This guy's being hypocritical about Trump! BOTH SIDES ARE THE SAAAME

Wait, you're not into that?

*vaudeville hook appears from stage right*

I looked it up. It's some bullshit skater lifestyle brand.

Of the ones I've read so far, I'm rooting for the "Impeach for Incompetence" one.

The word "best" actually makes it very difficult to vote

"Dinosaur" is correct.

I'm imagining a "supreme" logo parody.

Don't kink-shame, Dik.

Disclaimer: I hadn't thought this far re: what the film was trying to say. So this will almost definitely be half-baked.

Resident Smartasses must have an impeccable ability to deadpan. It's in the contract.

They could use anyone, yes. But they chose Black people because the grandfather, who started the whole thing, was a white supremacist track star who was defeated by Jesse Owens.

And I think it's sugggested that Black missing people would not be investigated by authorities as thoroughly as white missing people.

Who knows…

And Get In & Out (the porn parody?) is just something people do in Southern California every day.

When I stopped reading:
"They may be horrible, horrible people who say and believe horrible, horrible things, but at least they didn't swear!"

upvoted despite light censoring

Now that you mention "phoniness", it's hard to believe he'd spend any time thinking about any politician. But yes, exactly that.

Wow! Five whole minutes???

I defined it pretty loosely. More loosely than my own standards. But the threshold for downvoting is lower than flagging. Flagging goes to the moderators, and I assume the trolling/racism/sexism/etc has to be obvious even out of context for that.