*from behind magnifying glass* Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…..

That's absurd. Why would a robot need to consume organic matter?

You are always under oath?

But I use it to look up random shit I don't want clogging up my history and fouling up my search suggestions!

Bam!

Yeah, I think I've seen everything up to Avengers 2, minus Iron Man and Hulk's solo films.

Maybe when I'm in a good mood, I'll try out the first one and see how it goes.

I watched Age of Ultron. Late as hell to the party, as usual. It was pretty entertaining. I went back to the A.V. Club review and read it and all the comments. So you guys may see some random upvotes on two-year-old comments.

Nah, peeing on things is more their style.

If there was some kind of live-streamed confederate flag art project, then I guess? But that's extremely hypothetical. Like, absurdly hypothetical.

Someday these dumbfucks will figure that out. I won't hold my breath.

"You just don't get it! We're just wasting our lives for minute amounts of your attention! Ha! How clever we are!" -Internet Nazi Dumbfucks

I mean, he said everyone agreed with him, then upvoted himself, because he is everyone he cares about.

Just because it's dumb as shit doesn't mean it's nothing.

The Hitchhiker's Guide describes the Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as:

"A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes."

Curiously, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica which conveniently fell through a rift in the time-space continuum from 1000…

I'm aware it's not the most well-defined option, but is there anything more accurate than "Hateful* Fucking Losers"?

They should have just left the pepe flag up and set it on fire with the stream uninterrupted.

It's what I read somewhere…

Also, your 0th

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