[Warning: serious answer] Chocolate soft serve ice cream.

Far too descriptive!

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What if one could stand to lose, like, 70 lbs?

Drugs or Sunny D?

It's more of a burgundy, no?

It's basically guaranteed to get stuck in your head, and never really stops being funny.

We sippin soda pop and moosinex

Hard as a motherfucker!

Wood paneled interior, custom leather lever handles, precisely laser-etched cogs and treads. True wartime luxury!

No cool purple drank for me. I'm allergic. Just one of the many things that mean I will never be a super cool hip hop star

When you put it that way, it makes a certain kind of sense….

Aaand I've just noticed the direct links to the comment sections from the homepage are gone too. (On windows chrome w/ A.V. Club whitelisted on adblock)

Not knowing who Josh Radnor was, I thought "mother-meeter" was a child-friendly euphemism for "motherfucker".

BBC URL? FAKE NEWS!

That's not new. My phone would do that all the time. I've stuck to using the desktop for AV Club for a while.

Seconded! I've looked at it before and can't figure it out at all

Those are so dumb. Still not as dumb as fuckin' malware-infested toolbars. The computer illiterate love those.

Sounds like a good idea. It would be extra clicks too, wouldn't it? Since it goes to a new page?

No, that goes on the CON side.