It's just so gauche by Jedi standards. Holding out a lightsaber at someone you've barely met?

Seriously. I cook, but this thread intimidates me every week.

But it's a revelation that he doesn't know her!!!

I made beef barley soup yesterday. I like beef barley soup.

From what I've heard, you have already become more powerful than previous years.

Get a clue, dude. This comment is really shitty.

My younger sister used to loudly chant the ABCs on the toilet. We all still laugh about that.

Same. It is admittedly a little wasteful, but I rarely poop in public restrooms anyway, and you know those stupid 0.1-ply liners they give you wouldn't do jack.

Negative eight bucks.

"Here?"

Carrie on, my wayward son.

Now I really want to see Thor join Soulstice.

It is a lie to pretend that "It's liberals that decided to make an issue of this." No one was talking about bathroom bills until Republicans drafted and tried to pass them.

Unexpected shart?

No one agrees with you because you spout lies. Straight. Up. Lies.

Hey, (pet) ferrets and house cats give love and comfort to their owners, and are therefore much more useful to society, and the world, than any troll.

You are ignorant. Go read and think about your life. And then maybe you can come back.

On the one hand, we here at The A.V. Club don’t like it when the lights in the aisles at movie theaters are too bright—have they been getting brighter lately, or is that just us?

Yes, people will look over this exchange and conclude that I'm dumb.

In fact, you have yet to assert a point.