*smash cut to apoplectic Leslie Knope*

Your point is not proven. Do try to keep up.

That doesn't even make sense bro

Hot Double Projection action!

Meh. It's gotten pretty stale by now…

Candle wax BDSM?

Actually, now I see it. Wasn't me, though, I swear!

Yeah, but we tend to beat them back

The only therapy I got was a summer camp that tried to make boys less "musical". ♫ It was a to-tal bang-feeessst! ♫

…There are no downvotes on your post?

That it's a poor example. There are many better examples of illogical English.

Those two words are not related…

Much worse! Unwatchable!

He's gone Method for this role!

"I never thought anything like this would ever happen to me…"

I mean, one's butthole is more "guided by" one's self, I suppose.

"I've been Googling you…"

Guided by Buttholes. New band name!

There are about 2,000 miles separating coast from coast. So this cannot literally be true.

I can wait on that.