Even worse!

Michael Richards?

Now I want there to be a twitter account that responds to all his bullshit like that with, "Objection: Hearsay!"

Is that when you force your hand to fall asleep and then use it to… *dies in nuclear explosion*

What an especially disgusting username you have, troll!

Has Buzzfeed made that quiz yet?

Spearheaded by Ron Swanson. Don't tell nobody.

Yeah, it would be terrible if all those morons and deplorables, who decided to ruin our country on a whim, basically commit a mass suicide-by-cop. What a shame that would be.

Accordine to wikipedia, that faux-French-ish pronunciation is the correct one. Someone needs to use the name Macklemost, which he really shoulda thought of in the first place…

One!

I'd venture a guess that the smart teens are not drinking hand sanitizer.

Oof. How gruesome would the lyrics need to be?

Because it doesn't suck? Or because no one makes it anymore?

I'm sorry, but the correct answer was "grindcore".

Truer words never spoken

Yes.

Yeah, I didn't think it was specifically targeted to Ego's childhood memories.

Repressive? How dare you, sir.

I just like the idea of an isolated population of A.V. Clubbers becoming a weird repressive cult over time.

*sobs*