Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole. 

Sounds like it’s very whelming.

Name fucking checks out. Jesus Christ.

As one of those sewer trash, I can confirm that I’m now able to achieve climax to a photo of a Raiders helmet.

I love watching this disaster but also hate anything that makes a Steelers fan happy. I’m genuinely conflicted here. 

Dwight’s greatest contribution as a Laker might have been this gif:

It aint about brains son, its about HEART

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there…

Inject this straight into my veins. I need this saga to be drawn out as long as possible, bringing the Raiders, AB, and everyone else past their breaking points. I need panicked public statements, I need social media meltdowns, and I need Jon Gruden turning shades of red that even Deadpsin couldn’t photoshop. I love…

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Good god, that’s exactly where this is headed isn’t it? We’re going to be discussing whether he completed the process of the clap and completed a non-clap football move.

This sucks. He’s pretty high up on the list of guys we never really got to appreciate because he was never on a good enough team/had the right teammates. 

That’s some pretty damning stuff.  It’s almost as if powerful people were friends with Jeffrey Epstein and his contacts kept him above the law.  Almost as if our entire justice system were fundamentally broken due to corruption; but if that were true then we’d see a lot of poor, largely powerless individuals being…

Agree 100% about his performance being worthy. While I generally lean toward not taking off-field stuff into account for HOF voting, I can’t deny I take particular pleasure over Schill’s inability to get in.

I stand by this comment 100%. So many moments, but right when it all looked lost, to hear those 3 words - that was the tip of the iceberg that was the Endgame Victory Lap.

All I know is that almost every sport’s attempts to “[GOAT]-proof” their sport is in response to an African-American outlier/GOAT player. Wilt, Tiger, Simone, etc.

At what point do we switch from saying “Simone Biles is the Michael Jordan/Tom Brady/Serena Williams of her sport” to “Michael Jordan/Tom Brady/Serena Williams were the Simone Biles of their sport”?

Low key best part is Brown painting his helmet similar to the Raiders colors and trying to sneak it on field like some cartoon villain wearing a mop to pretend they have long hair. 

He looks like what would happen if your barber found out that you slept with his wife