Yeah, but the Jays would have to go 23-22 the rest of the way just to win 70 games. The complaint is about more than one decision and mostly its about being cheap above all else. The Blue Jays, playing in one of the largest media markets in North America, had the 3rd lowest payroll on Opening Day (lower than the…

Y’all keep acting like Gase is some weirdo freak but doing at bumps at work because you only slept three hours the night before and have already drank enough coffee in the morning to tear a hole through your stomach lining is about the most New York thing imaginable.

Because cocaine is famously unavailable in Miami. 

Vlad Jr.’s HR derby from last month.

Good to see Jim Breuer still not getting work.

While Jim Breuer’s impression of a Latino is questionable at best, he kind of nails his impression of a probably alcoholic, washed up C-list celebrity.

Please, Jim Breuer can’t be racist. He’s not nearly popular enough. 

LeBron in the 2015 finals was by a wide, wide margin the best player on the court and should’ve won finals MVP even in defeat.

I’m with you. For too long the Homeless have been getting all the breaks. Time for the rich to get something from government for a change.

Jesus, you may not intend it, but you sound like an absolutely callous and clueless asshole.

I took the no sell to be more of a mic drop than a lack of showboating.

Counterpoint: don’t steal poor people’s shit.

Hell yes, was not expecting to find a pro-steal-shit-from-poor-homeless-people advocate in this comment section, but I love to be surprised. Big fan of just wrecking the shit of people who have so little after using them for photo ops.

Yeah, but if we get rid of the Olympics where will I get my fix of quadrennial “Boy, Athletes sure like to fuck each other, huh” stories?

That could be the end of her career. No matter what it will take time to replace USA Gymnastics and their careers are already so short. I can understand her not wanting to give up her dream in her prime years.

Okay, if we don’t get a scene with Eddy and the Symbiote arguing ala Gollum/Smeagol in The Two Towers I’m going to be upset.

I’m just glad I can officially call it Venom 2: The Smeaquel now.

I sleep 8 hours a night, spend time with my wife, don’t answer e-mails off hours and I’ve NEVER been fired by the Dolphins.
Check and mate, shitbrains.

I was walking to my seat at Camden Yards, hat on, toddler and diaper bag in hands and the anthem started playing. Before I could let out a groan, this old Fox News patriot hag immediately smacked me on the back of the head and told me how offended she was that I wouldn’t remove my hat. She then proceeded to tell me…