Yeah, the only way Kobe belongs in a sentence with Jordan or LeBron is “Kobe is not nearly as good as Jordan or LeBron.”

Way to drop Kobe into a discussion of far better players that he has no business being in. You really forced it in the backdoor — just like Kobe!

This is the handle/comment synergy you’ve been waiting on for over a decade.

Kobe Fans Have Beef with Well Done Ranking

As dumb as this all is, I LOVE that Ben Chapino decided to jump in and defend Kobe by noting that he had THREE pretty okay years. Even by Ben’s own metrics Kobe was still not even a top 10 player in those three fucking years!

Because Carmelo Anthony is a delusion diva and James Dolan is a fucking idiot.

Even an Omega-level mutant’s gotta eat. They are probably filled with Krakoan energy bars.

well its better than the main doctor on staff, a Dr. Acula

I was about to crack a joke about this, I mean I have seen more than my share of zombie splatter movies. Then I came to this:

Fun fact: Ian Mahinmi used a similar photoshop method to get a $64 million contract from Ernie Grunfeld.

It’s always going to be Boston. Doesn’t matter the sport or the year or how good or bad the team was the previous year. Boston fans will be the most aggrieved.

Counterpoint: if I ran a movie production studio and my movie got SO close to breaking the all-time box office record and just missed it by a hair, I would 100% re-release the movie to cross the finish line just to be a dick.

You’re a remarkable idiot

Yes I’m the downfall of civilization. I’m not the only one who read your comment that way. Maybe you should learn how to write clearly instead of telling others how awful they are.

Seeking asylum isn’t illegal. Please learn the basics of immigration law before you say more stupid things. Thanks.

Or, maybe Dana White is a dirtbag and doesn’t give a shit.

Did you just both sides this? Fuck off. When the right stops being actively evil and racist and sexist and actively bringing on our extinction and working with foreign governments to win elections and stops illegally gerrymandering and stops protecting a criminal and dangerous president, then maybe we can see if they…

With Odin gone the Odin-Spell is weakened and MANGOG returns to destroy the remaining Asgardians on Earth!!! I want me some MANGOG! Throw in Ulik (The Rock *kidding*) and some trolls and we got a blockbuster true believers!

Here’s an alternative view: this policeman has a position with a lot of power (e.g. the ability to arrest) and he used this power illegally to cover up one of his illegal and potentially deadly mistakes. He should be arrested, punished, and blacklisted from working in this industry for life.