I KEEP TRYING TO CATCH IT

This comment has had me alternating between laughing and crying for the past few minutes. 

Doubtful... when watching porn, do you search for things that you actually do?

No more public offices can be held at the Congressional level after the age of 60.

YOU MUST LET US IN

People are saying this.  You really do hear it, more and more.

You think we’re tracking Alex Len in warmups but we’re really tracking gentrification.

Personally, I think it’s extremely good and not horrifically scary that our country is run by a grotesque cabal of sundowning racist grandpas.

I thought we were talking about a kid friendly hedgehog here!?

If you don’t work in the industry, you don’t really understand it.

What’s funny is that I can’t really say it was just some Sonic fans throwing a fit over this one. The backlash and mockery seemed to be fairly universal and very loud from just about anyone saw the trailer. I could give two tugs of a dead dog’s cock about a Sonic movie, but even I couldn’t help but scratch my head and…

wait, so my local weatherman is in Kevin Durant’s pocket?

What are his ratings like? I can’t possibly think an executive would be so clueless as to allow this dude to keep spouting off sub-Facebook nonsense and still have a job

A small cup of water exposed to the sun could have boiled the Celtics.

technically true is the best kind of true

As a Toronto fan, I am convinced that LeBron is going to join the Bucks tomorrow and somehow retroactively make this series a 4-0 sweep.

Cool story. What was her name? Other WNBA players have gotten sponsorships and have gotten pregnant in both orders. Any employers that hire women run into these problems and crappy ones pull this crap and good ones don’t.

The whiny-ass fanboys will never shut up. They’re already in the comments on the Buzzfeed article.

It will feature new exciting characters named Mark Startrotter and Lone Hand.