It’s not that they can’t think of any. It’s that experience has shown them that any deviation from what is expected doesn’t sell enough to cover the expense of keeping the machine that makes them running at a hefty enough profit.

You may or may not be one of the people who hated The Last Jedi, but we all can agree Rian Johnson at least attempted to rectify that problem.

No one will be protesting because no one will care.

THANK YOU!

Everyone has always said that the Star Wars Universe is so vast and diverse with an infinite number of stories to tell.

I think he gets a pass because he’s a celebrity who reps Toronto hard. I mean, Canada’s had celebrities, but they tend to kinda blend in with Americans (thinking Michael J. Fox, Shatner, the Second City->SNL pipeline).

As a lifelong fan of one of those teams, while Lebron was in his prime, yes. It was worth it. We will be mired in mediocrity for about the next decade, but I’m telling you my dude, the four straight finals and two titles were like the prime of my fandom life. It was awesome, and I’ll happily sit at an 8-10 seed for…

I saw a great post on reddit about how Drogon’s scene can be read 2 different ways. Either he’s incredibly smart and he destroyed the throne knowing it was Dany’s pursuit of the throne that led ultimately to her death, or he’s an idiot and he saw that she had a knife in her and burned the knife-y chair that must have…

Look, Deadspin isn’t going to hire you.

Everybody wants to launch their own “shared universe” to grab at what Marvel built methodically.

Have you ever read something before? Because that's not how you read. 

For roughly 28 organizations, “sent down to AAA” is a better fate than “traded to the Orioles.”

Ok, regarding that idiotic Game of Thrones photo.

It’s been decades since I was this excited about new comics. I started reading X-Men as a kid back in the 70's. Starting before I was even old enough to legally work, I was working in a comic shop (paid in trade til I was 15 and could get a work permit) where I spent most of the 80's smack dab in the middle of what I…

Psychologist here! Please do not armchair diagnose someone with schizophrenia.

Welcome to the “That franchise didn’t do what I wanted it to do Fanboy Club.” The Last Jedi Haters and Snyder Cut believers have pissed all over the furniture, but I’m sure you’ll like it here, anyway.

Where I come from, they call that the Full Lindros.

LOL fuck you.

even some destruction of property doesn’t need reporting.