I think he gets a pass because he’s a celebrity who reps Toronto hard. I mean, Canada’s had celebrities, but they tend to kinda blend in with Americans (thinking Michael J. Fox, Shatner, the Second City->SNL pipeline).

As a lifelong fan of one of those teams, while Lebron was in his prime, yes. It was worth it. We will be mired in mediocrity for about the next decade, but I’m telling you my dude, the four straight finals and two titles were like the prime of my fandom life. It was awesome, and I’ll happily sit at an 8-10 seed for…

Look, Deadspin isn’t going to hire you.

Have you ever read something before? Because that's not how you read. 

For roughly 28 organizations, “sent down to AAA” is a better fate than “traded to the Orioles.”

Psychologist here! Please do not armchair diagnose someone with schizophrenia.

Welcome to the “That franchise didn’t do what I wanted it to do Fanboy Club.” The Last Jedi Haters and Snyder Cut believers have pissed all over the furniture, but I’m sure you’ll like it here, anyway.

Where I come from, they call that the Full Lindros.

If Gordon Hayward is the problem, then why on earth would my old, southern uncle keep saying that a team full of Gordon Haywards would be so much smarter and more coachable than the other teams and would win the next 10 championships?

He was among the most purposefully milquetoast athletes to have ever done it. I don’t understand where the vitriol comes from other than a desire to see any part of the Yankees taken down a peg. 

I fucking love Jeter’s self-inflicted damage to his reputation. I hope he sticks around for like 30 years and keeps digging himself deeper and deeper, so that when he dies someday he’s remembered more as the shitty owner of the Marlins than as a Yankees shortstop.

The ball going into the basket was quite a process.

LOL fuck you.

I mean, Embiid was literally crying.

even some destruction of property doesn’t need reporting. 

Okay, go draw the Sanskrit symbol for good fortune somewhere and let us know how that excuse works.

“The [Cubs] added that they will not release the name of the fan to the public.”

Starred for the great comment, in spite of your being proud to be a Cubs fan.

I had no idea this was a thing.  I want my ignorance back.  Fuck 4chan.