Don’t you hate it when you do a racism and then people are mean to you and you have to file a lawsuit due to the emotional stress brought on by the fallout of the racism you did? Sucks, man.

Speaking of hair, I love your new do, Laura. Speaking of the ref:

So what you are saying is more of this Duck Hunt stuff? I will sign that petition 

Don Cherry is so worried about this he’s gonna wear a blaze orange camo suit on the next Coach’s Corner.

now only the fuddiest of duddies remain against hockey players visibly having a good time and entertaining their fans

“There were curses that were blanked out...Do I have to sit with my kids and explain to them what’s going on?”

Yes, it’s called being a parent you stupid fuck.

Yes!

Fuck off you absolute piece of shit. I hope whoever comes across you cracks something harder than an egg off your skull.

Good job defending a hateful white supremacist. I’m sure you’re very proud of yourself. Now fuck off back to Breitbart or 8chan. 

Are you fucking kidding?

I’m outraged that Doordash pays its drivers so little that they have to play minor league ball to make ends meet.

Have machines call balls and strikes. It’s time. 

If I was half as bad at my job as Hernandez is at his, I’d have been promoted to management 5 years ago. 

For the alt-right trolls:

I starred you, even though this comment is rancid.

White shirts, white hair, white fan, race attack.

I say it’s bad kinja because your argument is: this violence isn’t as bad as other violence I’ve seen, so Kareem hunt shouldn’t be punished as badly as he has been.

Well obviously I can’t do that...

It’s fair. The Browns would have to win *checks math* 18 consecutive Super Bowls before they shook the perpetual losers tag in our collective consciousness.

I hope that’s a joke in the movie.  Jay keeps calling him tubby because he hasn’t seen him out of the overcoat in years.