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This is a really weird sequel to Black Panther.

Seeing Aubrey Plaza now playing mom roles makes me feel suddenly old.

Great. Just more proof that Ontario will weaken small business, forcing it to relocate elsewhere.

I’m a Wizards fan. Darkness is all I know.

You can really like a movie without it being a great movie. I like RotS it’s fine as a movie, but it’s not a great movie.

It’s terrible writing, melodrama, and over-the-top acting on par with the Room. It’s fine if you like it, but it’s a pretty bad movie.

I’ve got a BIG IDEA. The Wizards send the Lakers the pile of ash and ligament strips where John Wall used to be, as well as a future 2nd-round draft pick. Magic Johnson then gives his HIV to Ernie Grunfeld. Win-win!

If you want to start exclusively from the point where the trade happened, looking forward, maybe there’s a sliver of a point in there. You’d also be ignoring the years of massive discord and organizational dysfunction which got them there in the first place.

Keving Durant wearing a Sox hat. Durant is from Maryland. Manny Machado played baseball in Maryland. Manny Machado to the White Sox.

LeBron needs to chill the fuck out. Donald Trump whines less about his wall than LeBron does about being gift wrapped a top 10 player for scrap. The Pelicans don’t “owe” you or Anthony Davis shit. AD is free to threaten to go there as a FA all he wants, but now he's having a temper tantrum because teams aren't falling

Excellent. I don’t care if this is a wise move (it’s not), but this scorched earth, “fuck you for tampering through LeBron, we’re going to destabilize your team” pettiness is exactly what the Lakers deserve.

Fuck, I’m in my 30s and I appreciate the effort they’re going through to fuck with the Lakers.

Breaking: video footage from the New Orleans front office:

Lakers aren’t the first team ever to be distracted by trade rumors. I personally think you guys are giving Dell “the guy who couldn’t even be trusted by David Stern to make a trade” Demps too much credit. Whats the next story? “Ernie Grunfeld has a 9 step plan to save the Wizards (number 6 will blow your minds (and

The Pelicans have merely joined the upper echelon of vindictiveness and malice, long occupied only by geese

If an Embiid/Boban buddy cop series isn’t the end product of this deal, The Process is a sham.

For the 76ers ... they’re shooting their shot!”

“What on earth makes you think they should be getting anything at all? Because they won the draft lottery seven years ago?”

Nobody knows what Kawhi wants. That said, I’ll point out that Toronto is a large market, and has a really good team. If they can offer you more money to stay, you could do a lot worse by leaving. Not sure that’s enough for him, but I don’t know how easy it is to walk away from that. 

The real moral of this story is: David Stern should’ve killed off New Orleans having a basketball franchise when he had the chance.