Wizards are going to have to declare a national emergency to pay his contract.

Word out of Washington is that their plan was always to have him be John Steel Slats anyway.

To me, it’s making the case that whatever studio is doing this should do anthology style content that ISN’T THE MOVIES. I’d kill to see like, 10 or 15 minute shorts of interesting things going on in the Star Wars universe that don’t need any connection to one another. And not like those comedy bits they’ve been doing,…

I hope he gets traded to the Bulls. Why? It’s cold, it’s a long way from LA, the team is a dumpster fire, and trading him to the T-wolves wouldn’t get him coached by Thibs anymore.

Uh, racist.

The last thing LaVar Ball needs is to be around more Suns that don’t play basketball well.

Cool story bro

honestly the best part of the past two days as an nba fan has been seeing all the Knicks fans who booed the EVERLOVING SHIT out of kp at the draft now swearing off the franchise for trading him

It may seem like Kyrie is contradicting himself but it’s like the old saying goes, “There’s two sides to every planet.”

I am no longer able to parse whether these comments are genuine or sarcastic. I enjoy this.

You NAILED him.

Gronk: “Six of nine?! Nice!”

*Goes up for a leaping high five*

*Injures leg*

Whereas a rando homer signing up for a burner account just to make it clear to everyone that he’s completely missed the joke is extremely original and cool.

Another hot Karl, I see.

Born in New Jersey, only spent a brief amount of time in Montréal.  He’s yours, you keep him.

Thank you, NBC for taking Pierre Mcguire off our hands.

I didn’t think it was possible for my mind to throw up on itself, but I was apparently mistaken. 

What is the connection between his art school and artist mother, and The Fountainhead? I’ve read The Fountainhead. It’s a pubescent fantasy. 

Anti Capitalist? Seriously he named his production company after a Ayn Rand book.