Soggy fries served in paper cups with the presidential seal is probably the most apt metaphor for this presidency. 

Scientific honors, and honors in general for the most part, are awarded to scientists and researchers held in high regard not only for their discoveries but for their contribution to mankind, and the discourse around scientific literature in general.

Your commenting history is exactly what I expected it to be.

Here’s some more finger waving just for you.

Your commenting history is exactly what I expected it to be. Kudos for being on brand. Your terrible, terrible, stereotypical brand. 

No one’s acknowledging that NFL contracts aren’t guaranteed, while MLB’s are?

You interpret statements to fit your world view. That would be subjective reality and verging on make-believe.

Dear God, you are defending Eugenics. Make sure no one can link your Kinja screen name to your real identity or your professional career is dead, assuming you have a professional career.

It’s a good thing you had this account so you could ungray the idiotic comment you made with your other account. That’s some old-school conservative astro-turfing you are doing there.

It’s also basically the platform of the Democratic party.

As opposed to the NFLs minor league, amateur college players?

Everything you just said is wrong lol.  

If it’s an honorary award, he didn’t do shit to begin with to get it.

Not more, just enough to make kids and prove to baby Jesus that you’re not a homo.

If my now-husband had said something like that when he proposed, I would have to fight every atom in my body to not slap him silly. And he probably would also not’ve become my husband, because COME THE FUCK ON, dude.

between the poles that make up his on-air persona: entertainer and dummy

And as someone WITH DID, you’re wrong. Because even though he’s goofy as shit and climbing up walls, there’s NO alternative portrait of DID in the media and so while most people come out of movies like this not believing in the super power angle they STILL believe that people like me are dangerous. We’re still THE…

As someone with a serious mental disorder, movies like Split are not the problem. The movie is way too removed from reality for anyone with a brain to base their opinion of DID on that movie. Anyone who would believe that DID allows you to climb on walls and survive shotgun wounds at point blank range is already such…

I’ll admit, I had no intentions of seeing any movie that brings back McAvoy’s character. I feel like he’s just the latest addition to a long line of movies that demonize and misrepresent people with Disassociative Identity Disorder, making them out to be violent monsters who harbor secret, evil identities when in fact…

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