Thank the maker one of the creators finally came out against these fascists. And used language and imagery that the rest of the nation should understand when referring to the scum who adorn their US Government or local government gear with the Punisher logo.

What does a Raider smell like? I mean, a Raider fan smells like fake leather and meth, but does that extend to the players?

I’m reasonably certain that several members of Alabama’s defense realized sometime this week that a dominant performance tonight would have meant that they were going to get picked by Washington in the draft, and this was the quickest way to avoid it.

You are choosing to ignore some parts of history in an attempt to make an astonishingly pedantic point that no parts of history can be ignored.

Institutional history works however the institutions agree to trace their own histories. In the case of the Ravens and Browns, all institutional players agreed the history would stay in Cleveland, and that the Ravens would, in fact, be regarded as a wholly new institution. The people of Cleveland and Baltimore might…

You might just want to take the L here, man.

Is being that guy fun? Because, jesus, this comment thread doesn’t look like very much fun at all. 

“Women started it, change my mind!” - read the sign held up by Trevor Bauer, in just a diaper, on a college campus somewhere five years from now.

If history isn’t fungible, and an official part of history is that the Ravens franchise traded its history away and started fresh in Baltimore, then who’s actually trying to rewrite history here?

You are of course free to carry on this lonely crusade, King Canute, but the fact is that Cleveland’s history officially stayed in Cleveland. Ravens fans don’t care about or feel any connection to Otto Graham or Bernie Kosar.

They didn’t erase it, they traded it to the city of Cleveland to be allowed to leave. The history officially belongs to the nuBrowns. I’m hoping the Nationals will similarly return the obviously-unwanted history of the Expos if and when Montreal finally returns to the majors.

Counterpoint: kickers add drama to the game.

Who wears short shorts?

Hold up, they’re doing a French Press but only brewing it for two minutes?

so with my superior coffee making skills, clearly I’m ready for the NBA

Pictured: every Centrist when it comes to actually doing the work

Bitch, sit the FUCK DOWN.

“I bet he knows the score, though.”

Whenever I read the name Rob Liefield, the only thing I can think about is this.

I dream about an alternate timeline where Jeffrey Maier doesn’t get away with stealing that fly ball from Tarasco and the Yankees lose that series. In a fit of pique after two early postseason losses in a row, Steinbrenner blows up this bunch of underachieving losers, trading Pettite, Williams, Jeter, Rivera, Posada…