Has he ever explained what he did eat as a child? Or maybe he was raised in another country? Because as far as I can tell so far he ate literally nothing that American toddlers exist on.

I think it was him trying to seem cool, tbh.

Who?

Yeah, Disney parks are surprisingly safe. But... just imagining being in one of the parks and hearing about, much less witnessing, someone dying. I would be so sad.

My favorite part is that he just happened to have a head lamp in his pocket.

Reminds me of the time I got sucked into the vortex of Wikipedia articles about various incidents and deaths at Disney theme parks. Felt pretty depressed after that.

“Have you been here before?” I asked him. “I don’t count how many times I go places, I’m too busy,” he responded proudly.

I hate calling but it’s so much faster to get things done with a business. I think people would be fine with calling if you passed a law saying only people could be on the phone. No robo-dials or bullshit fucking computer trying to figure out what I need.

There are gamers who probably haven’t uttered a single word in MONTHS.

My grandma has an Aga. It has two settings - off or most of the house is now insanely hot but you might get a decent stew if you put the pot in the correct door.

Fancy stove. (heating unit?) No flame, just heat. Notoriously difficult to regulate. Has to be installed by a specialist and set properly or it’s a shit show. The last word in upper classness and a favorite toy of the “Oh, we have tons of money but wouldn’t dream of being so vulgar as to have a cook” set. A certain…

Have you been browsing petfinder again?! What, is Mr. bubbles not enough for you??!!

This couldn’t be any more British if you tried.

But you don’t have leather feet. A dog already HAS FUR!

The idea of a mink coat for a dog is like a reverse Cruella DeVille situation. And this isn’t some weirdness lost in the pages of history books. They still sell mink coats for dogs, however it appears modern dogs are too socially conscious to model them.

Speaking as an agoraphobic introvert, I feel like my people have spoken. Anonymously, from inside their homes, in a forum that doesn’t require any real work.

I’m think that doctors/professors/bosses especially like to think that when the sufferers are disproportionately women. A doctor recently told my father in law that diabetes can be set off by stress. But he didn’t tell my FIL that he should be in therapy as his symptoms are obviously psychosomatic. Or heart disease…

I can’t find a reason to hate on this. I don’t think he’s educating women. If there’s a stigma about periods, that’s all on men who are grossed out by it, and it seems that’s his audience. I’m not skeeved out by him having tampons on hand, either. It’s like having a bandaid or Tylenol on you.

There was this psycho bully in my HS who would constantly say just horrific things to other girls like “everyone hates you and wishes you were dead. God you’re such a bitch. You should just kill yourself.” And whenever she was called out for it (which was rare because everyone knew she’d just switch targets to them)…

I’m having flashbacks to childhood.