First of all, I commend these kids for coming up with a name like Alcoholocaust, and also such pertinent and complex rules. As a Jew, part of me is offended, and another part is deeply tickled by the idea that Hitler’s final solution has been reduced to a game for drunk high schoolers. I can only imagine ghost…

oh shit and I forgot about this one

You’re right. I don’t know much about how an Air Force base works. I was making a joke based on my frustration of the rhetoric that appears after gun violence. Because rarely do gun enthusiasts seem willing to admit that our country has a problem or that a reduction in assault weapons would address this huge tragic…

FYI: For those reading this aloud in their heads, Bexar is pronounced Bear.

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

And I just learned that from you. I cannot believe i thoight thats how it was pronounced all these years. I feel really silly

I always pronounced it like gaul. And it still make me angry the way it is pronouned.

I know! I was a kid in the 90s, but I swear I remember them talking about her like she was hideous (I know they did about Chelsea). She’s an extremely attractive person (not that it matters).

Oh thank you! At least it isn’t just me!

This is gonna sound weird, but I’m always surprised by how pretty she was as a younger woman. Like apart from the deeply 90s styling, she was really pretty.

What’s even more weird is the pronunciation. Marquis is the one we’re generally most familiar with — mar-kie. Marquess though isn’t mar-kess like you’d expect. It’s mar-kwss. Like, not even mar-kwess, because they blow right past that “e” sound.

Ha-ha! I did too, I was googling all around trying to figure out the whole thing with Marquess / Marquis. Best thing to result from my pointless time-wasting was that I was reminded of the words Margrave and Vidame. CAN’T WAIT to use those words at lunch today and get punched/kicked.

“The two princes in the tower? Ah, yes, King Richard asked my ancestor to hold onto them. Their skeltons should be in the attic somewhere. I hadn’t realized anyone was looking for them.”

At first I was really impressed but then I Google Image searched Mount Stuart and I’m just not surprised by this story anymore. I also expect that house to contain the first verifiable True Cross Relic and the Arrow of Apollo.

congress, iirc, is a consortium of village elders chosen to represent their hamlets by drawing straws. there, they compete in physical and mental competitions while also trying to collect as many golden eggs as possible. at the end of their sessions (the length of which is determined by counting the numbers of stars…

JFC. Democrats are being handed this election to them on a silver fucking platter, and they want to set it on fire. Support your candidate, don’t denigrate the other, and whoever wins the nod, vote -D. It’s really not that fucking hard.

The more clear it is that Sanders is not going to be the nominee the more immature and rude a certain subsection of his supporters are getting. It’s vicious. At the same time Sanders is refusing to release tax returns and doesn’t have actual plans for his main campaign promises. Radio silence.

he’s going to do a business

(1) cosplaying as Python pet store manager