What is “light urple?” Hahaha.

Hahaha! Awesome! I can’t take full credit: it’s a line from SNL Celebrity Jeopardy and something my family members yell at each other during game nights and other activities that are supposed to strengthen bonds but only serve to pit parent against child.

Damn Michael, at it again with being a white man (who instigates division and comes out unscathed)!

Additionally - nearly all those heroin deaths were self-inflicted.

Sadly, it’s been scientifically proven that it’s useless trying to instill a logical solution when you’re dealing with the irrational. Their fear and philosophy is based on emotion and no amount of facts will change their mind about anything.

Oh, v good point! Guns and heroin are totally the same. And let’s make murder legal, while we’re at it, since the fact that it’s illegal doesn’t prevent people from murdering each other! Very good ideas, my man.

I’m not looking forward to how the GOP candidates (and the entire right in general) is going to use yet another mass shooting as a way to whip their supporters into a higher frenzy.

Lovitz your standards.

In the ‘80s, my pop, who is a music teacher, and thus had summers off, drove my mom, sister, and I through most of Italy, Germany and France in a 1961 (i think) Volkswagen bus, that I, in the infinite wisdom found only in those children 10 and under, had named “Chomp.”

This came across my feeds this morning.

oh wait, i’m doing this wrong. i voted for seeing somone naked for the first time because that seems much more fun than a family reunion.

We’re talking most depressingly inevitable in the development of American culture.

Am I the only one that doesn’t have tummy trouble after eating Taco Bell? Then again, I only have a couple crunchy tacos and some baja blast.....

who?

apt comparison. Though never a good experience folks never learn and continue to return.

Whatever you do, DO NOT LOOK AT YOUR PORES.

Also I love you metaphor. My friends and I spent like an hour at work one day comparing the candidates to restaurants. For example Trump is Olive Garden. Somewhere you’d literally never go willingly unless the only other choice was Red Lobster. Ted Cruz: Red Lobster. But surprise romper is better.

That, and Portapotties.

Agreed. I’ve taken loads of LSD & this kind of violence isn’t in line with any experience I’ve had. These days, with all the synthetic analogues out there, you can’t trust what you’re getting. Some of these synthetic drugs are so terrible.