There’s a lot of layers to this post.

#NOTALLFRAT-nevermind, I can’t do this anymore. As a society, can we just admit that yes, it is all fraternities and do away with this bullshit institution once and for all?

He’s going to win the nomination straight up. If he takes Florida or Ohio, or god forbid both, the delegate count is going to be firmly out of reach. All of this brokered convention stuff only comes into play if he doesn’t get to 1,237 delegates, and frankly, if he starts winning winner-take-all states, he’ll get to…

You get to the point where your grandkids are gonna say to you, “Papa, what did you do to stop He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?” And I had to finally get out and speak.”

Can somebody tell me when it became completely acceptable to lack all empathy, and not only that, but to publicly advertise your utter lack of compassion for other human beings? When did sociopathic behavior become so cool?

Alternative medicine? He means, like, rice shavings disguised as whatever the fuck GNC sells to make you lose weight, gain muscle, increase your energy level, maximize your penis size, gain weight, become an eternal God like figure to rule forever over your creatine built castle? I’ll just lay it out there like a…

Well okay then, but if the Bush brothers and/or Bill Frist show up, I’m gonna have to bust a cap in her ass.

cosign.

There is a lot to unpack here.

I agree with you, even if you did act a bit of a cad as you opined!

Gail Sheehy is writing for Jezebel now?! Great heavens, that’s a helluva coup. Wonderful, informative piece, thank you for it.

If you say so.

Marie Antoinette is totally face palming now.

I personally cannot deal with this shit anymore. When Kasich defunded planned parenthood in my lovely state I took to Facebook to write about the Hyde Amendment. I lost friends in the process and am currently losing my ten year relationship with my hard right in laws over this nonsense.

Read A Wind in the Door too, if you didn’t get a chance before.

Uh... I thought that was about a boy and his ankle injury.

I thought that was weird too. Like we’re all going, “Adda-what?? What is this Adderall of which you speak?”

I saw a play called The Seagull. I watched the whole things and there wasn't a single bird in it.

I remember when this story first broke and there were people who were like "WELL WHY WOULD YOU GO TO SOMEONES HOUSE ALONE WHAT DID SHE EXPECT?" as if the victim was the one at fault. I will say that her capacity to forgive far exceeds anything I could ever come close to.