There’s an earlier one in that series called The Odyssey about a dude on a Mediterranean cruise.

And Ulysses is a good one if you’re thinking of planning a trip to Ireland. It’s about all the good restaurants.

War and Peace: Child’s card game and my favorite Beanie Baby.

I also read a book. It was called 1984. It’s about this guy and his big brother.

What is this “Add her all” you speak of sir, I have never heard of this newfangled elixir.

Nope still really, really easy. Your rockstar drug addiction was to...adderall?

Yeah I’ve come to regard him as a sort of a performance artist whose chosen milieu is commenting on Gawker media.

Sigh. It’s Tomato Troll’s newest account....

OH MY GOD DO YOU GUYS EVER TAKE A BREAK, GO READ A BOOK AND HAVE A CUP OF TEA AND DO SOME SUDOKU OR SOMETHING

I had a “friend” say something really ignorant and lacking compassion and I called her on it and she was like “you can’t attack my point of view!” Ummm... Really? Where did this right to say ignorant shit and have it remain unchallenged and nodded at like it’s totally valid come from? And why does it only apply to…

Oh yo, yeah, Attenborough’s Life in the Undergrowth series has like a ten-minute clip of slugs fucking that’s probably weird enough when you’re not stoned af but MAN. I WAS.

Da f**k kinda mess....

I think it depends on the episode. I used to have a roommate who was too rich to have anything better to do than curate stoney viewing lists and I happily stared at a looooooot of fishies and whatnot while the Englishman talked about evolution.

When I was in college I worked at the American Girl Cafe and for each of the historical doll’s birthday we had a special tea. At the tea, the characters would come in, sing a song, and we’d play games related to the character. Addy’s teas were always kind of strange because the typical questions for the games didn’t…

Haha yeah. The other books did deal with some sideplots that were a little darker: Samantha made friends with a sad poor child factory worker I think? And Molly had an English girl come stay with her who escaped the London bombing and was worried about her dad dying in the war? But they were definitely side plots to…

I read all the books as a kid (late-80s, early-90s so first-gen American Girls) and I kind of retroactively respect them for attempting to bring some intense and unpleasant history down to a little girl level. I don’t have kids today so I have no idea what the brand is like now, but when I was a nerdy little girl I…

YES! That is actually the first image that always come to mind when I hear about the American Girl series, and I originally read those books about 20 years ago.

You gotta watch the right episode at the right time, for example I was on acid with some friends recently during this awesome section about forests, THEN IT CHANGED TO CICADAS AND EVERYTHING WAS TERRIBLE.

Especially given that even the most deserving of bro-ly bros, such as himself, is often only a few paycheques away from being homeless too. An unexpected layoff or catastrophic illness can happen to anyone.

I feel like it’s too early for this stage of the election. I’m going to sleep; someone wake me in November so I can vote.