Oh, for Pete’s sake!

He might be just a slow, dreamy, walker. My rather brilliant son was such as a kid. One morning when we were frantically trying to get him to school...late!...we found him at the sink running a comb through the soap. So now we call lollygagging, “Combing the soap.” He’s still a dreamer, but he’s quite a bit speedier…

It’s long, but it’s not exactly challenging. No excuses, tech bros!

I only accept gifts that come with fully refundable receipts.

One response: HERPES.

Don’t you understand? He “went out”, got an education, worked hard and earned it. You should try it some time.

If he doesn’t want to see homeless and deprivation how about the useless turd donates his salary.

and that is an astute response that is outstandingly well-articulated =)

Can you put this on a t-shirt? I want one.

Yep. In Seattle the continuous response to calls for rent control or increased wages is “If you can’t afford to live here, you should move!!!”

Looking at homeless people IS gross but I don’t see him putting forth any solutions. Luckily I actually have a plan for that problem!!!

But the Catholics I know by and far disagree with their faith way more than any Protestant, but for some weird reason still stay.

“I shouldn’t have to see the pain, struggle, and despair of homeless people to and from my way to work every day.”

“Kanye would destroy Trump!” Says Kanye. “The Donald will destroy Kanye!” Says Trump.

Trump vs. Kanye should totally be the next great twitter feud.

I love that you used him as a verb.

guys i still can’t reply to anyone but the author (kinja’d) but just want to say we all missed the best part of the quote in which trump accuses the mexican government of straight up grima wormtongue-ing the pope

Oh yes, because god works in mysterious ways and ALL life matters, regardless of how much a toll it’ll take on extremely low income parents (who probably already have kids and are struggling enough as it is) to provide adequate lifelong care for children born with microcephaly.

Honey, God never gives you more than you can handle, and each precious child with an underdeveloped brain is a gift from Him. He is giving these parents the glorious opportunity to struggle to support a child with severe cranial damage. He personally blessed those mosquitoes and sent them out to bite poor pregnant…