Well, the Almighty God could change when you ovulate and therefore get you pregnant with a child that was God’s will. Unfortunately, birth control > God, so that meant to be child won't be. He can create a world but can't figure a way around a tiny pill.

I don’t fucking understand how they can endorse “natural family planning”, while disfavoring birth control. MOTHER FUCKERS IT DOES THE SAME THING FOR THE SAME REASONS, ONLY NOT AS EFFECTIVELY.

I think it’s so important for people to understand that race is a very personal experience. Growing up Asian in San Francisco would probably be drastically different than growing up Asian in a small town in Louisiana. Just because people happen to be Asian American doesn’t always mean they’ll have an “asian…

A denim lawn.

He thought Calvin Harris sounded more racially ambiguous. For real.

Definitely a NSFW story, unless you don’t have any concerns about your coworkers seeing you cry. Fantastic writing, your grandfather was right.

“Everyone told me not to bring the monkey. I was like, ‘It’s gonna be fine, guys!’ It was”—he shuts his eyes—“the farthest thing from fine.”

I know! It makes me think of snake or lizard tongues tasting the air. Also, if someone did this to me I can't think it'd cause much stimulation. Go hard or go home.

“A feminist is a woman who lives the life she chooses”

But what if they're just very patriarchal dogs?

That’s Choice Feminism, which does diddly to advance the interests of women as a class.

This made me laugh out loud.

Goldendoodles for me. Adorable curls, sweet temperament, and they don’t shed!

On the other hand, you would have a lot of cute dogs. It’s kind of a trade off.

Starred for Inago Montoya reference.

Myá: I would probably dive off of a cliff after giving up meat and sex too.

She’s not totally wrong. Feminism IS about getting to choose who you want to be and to live exactly how you want. The problem is that you also don’t get to tell other people who they get to be/how to act/what they should do with their body.......

Your comment is dumb.