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Maybe before jumping to the conclusion that I’m a person who loathes Hillary and is calling her a cunt and then freaking out about it, you should consider the possibility that I’ve got nothing against her and this is a lyrical substitution of a well-known Kelis song parodying the whole Berniebro phenomenon in the

I will admit I was pulling for Cam to complete a breakout season, but I really had no dog in this fight, as a Browns fan. Honestly, why is it such a big deal that Cam left the press conference? “You can’t do that” is the equivalent of an adult telling a child “because I said so.” It’s not disrespectful to the

My wife and I were cozied up next to each other on our flight back from our honeymoon, sitting in isle and middle of a 3 seat section.

Polite, shy teenage girl sitting in the 3rd (window) seat, laptop and earbuds etc. keeping to herself contently.

The Helicopter-poster parent, overprotective mother a few rows up asks

If worse comes to worse, get a gallon of burnt sienna paint from Sherwin-Williams and a few raccoons & you got yourself a passel of red pandas.

If he could, my boyfriend would spend $0 on clothes a year for the rest of his life. Getting him to spend money on new clothes is a fucking nightmare.

Work-life balance only became a thing when women flooded the workplace.

“Kevin, if Uncle Frank says no, then it must be really bad.”

Also, the wealthy are always able to discreetly access whatever services they need, and legality doesn’t really factor it. That’s true everywhere, but especially true when that wealth comes from corrupt power.

Another case of auto-erotic asphixiation gone wrong. When will the madness stop?!

Hell, they can afford to take a 9-month gestation vacation to someplace cold.

In adolescents, the first thing that’s important is being aware of a kid’s baseline behavior (how they usually act and present themselves to the world) and then looking for very abrupt and marked changes from this behavior. The abruptness is key because a kid will usually do a pretty successful job of rationalizing

Damn, this site’s really stretching the definition of “adequate man” lately. I didn’t know “faux-sensitive PUA douchebag” qualified.

Nah.

I want to feel some kind of sympathy for you, any kind at all, but owning and driving a reliable car for 3 years is as much a tragedy as Five Guys only giving you a few extra overflowing-from-the-cup fries rather than the heaping pile you usually get.

I recently found out that even things like batterer intervention therapy and groups aren’t covered by Medicaid in my state. So if you’re poor and beat your wife/kids but want to get help to stop you probably can’t afford it. DHS seems to ignore abuse and so do the police. Very few ways to get help if you don't have a

I grew up where we only had food at times because of the church.

I agree 100%. We revictimize them routinely. I hate it.

Make me so angry, especially since in the long run, free day care pays for itself and then some.

Well, I knew that’s what you were proposing. I totally agree with it. (Please forgive my nit-picking. I am the lone lefty in a family of fundie conservatives. The word “free” makes them apoplectic.)

Absolutely.