“Hermione’s white face”

“Let’s all take a moment to give thanks for the greatest holiday gift of all: That you’re not in this situation.”

I pity her, she’s been raised not to see or know about the very real options she has.

I’m ok with this. Last election cycle, with the Democrats running an incumbent, the Republicans fucked each other over - people forget that Rick Santorum was a frontrunner for a fairly long time, and Romney had to move to the right on a number of issues to compete with him for primary voters. They’re doing the same…

Kate’s hair has the kind of effortless shine that you can only get with money.

I said this a while back but I should figure out a way to make it happen. I want a Zero Fucks Tour T-Shirt. From this moment forward...

I fuckin’ love fourth quarter Obama.

Next to transfer: Kyle Field

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

i don’t think people realize they’re saying ‘hey’ to see if you’re there. it’s not a pleasantry. it’s getting a response back so you can’t ignore what they’re about to say because they know you’re there.

The “introductory text message” is only slightly better than the, “Hey, give me a call back” voicemail. Only because those phone calls ALWAYS result in you calling the person back and them pulling some crap like, “Oh, yeah, I was wondering if you had your old blue prints and zoning permits for your house.” So now you…

Dear God I am an old. I haven’t heard a single song mentioned here, which is a good thing? I am still listening to the Yeah Yeah Yeah’s, Sufjan Stevens, and TV on the Radio. I take medication for OCD.

Just spitballin’ here! Nothing to be concerned about! Just honing my craft!

Wait until she hears about the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, “soul mates”, etc.

I like the movie, i seen it 3 times

I really liked that movie. I think the hallmark of a good film is if it stays with you, I’ve been thinking so much about how gender is represented in that film. And, debating her final choices with the ginger.

makes you wonder what the heck that dad was doing with the effn elf that drove his 4yo to a near panic attack.

I hate that damn elf and I’m so glad it wasn’t a thing when my kids were little because it is creepy.

I think the idea is that, if she’d had easier access earlier on, she wouldn’t have resorted to such desperate measures.

This woman, for whatever reason, thought that her best option was to stick a coat hanger into her vagina and hope it caused a miscarriage. This is why we need good sex ed in high schools. This is why we need to fund Planned Parenthood. This is why abortions should be state supported.