I've decided it's when you yawn so hard your jaw pops. Because that actually makes sense.

Particularly baffling because it’s ambiguous for the all of three seconds it will take the curious to google him.

fr rlz?

I'm blinking really fast right now and hoping the one co-worker I share an office with doesn't turn around. I have an image as a stone-cold bitch to maintain.

I AM CONCERNED ABOUT THE FUTURE OF ABEARICA AND WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO HAVE A CANDIDATE WITH FUZZY PAWS OR SALMON IN HER TEETH

Oh, and then he licks his eyeballs! You know, like lizards do. Gotta moisturize.

I read this at work and I feel I could maybe justifiably be fired for viewing inappropriate material on a work computer.

Well, I am stealing the dogs in this scenario. I should be happy to get a handful of labs a terrier or two. Hold the chihuahuas, please.

Certainly, the issue must examined from every possible angle.

She keeps using that word. I don’t think it means what she thinks it means.

Man, you are throwin' it back. I'd say let them go for it, but he also had an enormous beard. Could be difficult to excavate just the flesh.

That girl was probably so glad

Causing trouble. Stirring up shit. Deliberately acting irresponsibly.

court's wilin' out today. I'm honestly kind of okay with it.

Last month, in the dressing room at Penny’s, me and this woman with 30+ years on me. Both of us throwing clothes over the tops of the stalls and informing our respective SOs that they would not be allowed out of the mall until they had purchased at least 3 button-downs and 2 pairs of slacks because I cannot another…

Couldn't get The Human League's "Don't You Want Me" out of my head while reading this article.

No, but the wealthy can afford to keep themselves inside and away from mosquitoes as much as possible. They can afford repellents, and they know that they need to be careful, because they have access to this kind of information.

friends?

Ok, childcare would not be "free" in the same sense that public schools are not "free". We all pay. I'm fine with that.

Why....why not just take her phone away?