In programming terms, 0 is almost always a success.  There’s a logical reason for that....

Dig that employee trying to SCAN the rat with the laser gun, like to get a price check!

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He’s in Australia with his family refusing to talk to the press, and she’s out getting papped snogging with a girl.  Girl, you were with him for years before you got married, why’d you get antsy now?

I find it sadly unsurprising that, after publishing numerous articles over the years decrying the lack of public discussion about the post-natal effects of childbirth on women’s bodies and sexual feelings, Jezebel would ridicule a celebrity for using her media time to publicly discuss the post-natal effects of…

I like McCarthy in general, but 100% this should be Lizzo.

I’m confused as to how actually beating a woman doesn’t make you a woman-beater? Do you think that he wouldn’t have beat her even more if there weren’t a bunch of people there to stop him?

I actually feel for the Biebs (which shocks me) - he has worked all his life, he must be missing, I don’t know, a childhood or something? Regular experiences such as school?

I do everyday, because I don’t follow shitty people.

I saw it and now I feel like the entire world is conspiring to prank me because all I’ve heard and read is rave reviews and how great it is, but it was legitimately the worst movie I’ve seen in years.

No way, that’s Sam’s Club.

Those jawlines, lips, and noses. They were so vain they were dating themselves. My last Ex is engaged to a girl who could be his sister, they look so much alike.

Why would anyone ever sleep with Don Jr???

Who are they hurting? Come on.

Can we remove the phrase “wardrobe malfunction” from our lexicons? It’s getting really fucking twee.

That’s what I keep saying. It doesn’t matter why you’re using a gun on people- it’s designed to kill them.

And the Vulture on Brooklyn Nine Nine

C’mon dummy, no love for Dennis Duffy, beeper king?

As a flight attendant I served Kim and Khloe many times in first class. They were so polite and kind all the time. Like crazy nice. I have nothing bad to say about either of them.