I still have two cd cases in my car. I have a usb drive I use as well, but sometimes I want that cd quality.

I just assume he’s lying about not having the tapes.

Catch us at the 2018 Fyre Festival

Well, I think it’s that Obama wasn’t promoting lasting stonefruit.

“Being naked makes us human” is one of those dumb as fuck things people who think they’re deep and meaningful say.

Why? You already have that covered.

Honestly, I prefer Frank as the non-touring mystery. He can stay away from every stage on the planet, as long as we don’t have to go through another album drought.

The story is that my grandpa stole this from his hotel room when he stayed at the Paris Hilton. Grandma recently gave it to me. I was so happy. I’m still happy.

Sources say my breasts are 77 percent farther from my chin since this issue hit the stands.

I was never thin enough for any of the many stores/chains that are closing now. Schadenfreude out the wazoo right now.

I love giving gifts and try to be appropriate about it but the no thank-you note is fucking shitty. My brother and SIL both have high-paying tech sector jobs and I still try to send them something for Christmas and birthdays-usually just a bottle of wine or candy or a gift certificate so it’s not causing clutter or…

IMO this looks like something Cerie would wear, like she was wearing a top and burnt 80% of it accidentally and then just *shrug*

Interesting, I thought this was more of a “Chad” kind of move.

I am all for cutting Pentatonix out. The rest can stay.

He also retweeted an Onion video about himself.

I loathe Super Bowl commercials. I’ve never understood the mindset of people who are all excited to discuss them the next day.

Tangentially related but how cute is Ian mckellen’s sign for the women’s march?

Or Wisconsin, Florida of the midwest.